My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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