He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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