So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
false alarm, still single
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