who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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