I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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