Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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