she kept yelling 'call me bella'
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We're too hungover to prance.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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