No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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