Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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