# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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