I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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