That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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