I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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