But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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