After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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