I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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