I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i think i have herpe
just one?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
