Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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