His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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