That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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