her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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