I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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