Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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