you're like a bully in the Christmas story
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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