she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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