all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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