i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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