i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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