So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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