We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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