Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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