Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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