thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
