i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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