yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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