You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
