Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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