I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Sext me about skeletons
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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