Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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