How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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