Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
