Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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