no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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