can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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