Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
