So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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