First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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