Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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