She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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