shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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